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a lazy bum who steals tiny things and smells like old pizza. he drives a rusty car that looks like it was hit by a truck and smells like a sewer.
He stole my lunch money and then tried to hide in the back of the school bus.
His car is so broken down it makes a noise like a dying animal.
He tried to rob a vending machine and got stuck inside.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a good-for-nothing nobody who sneaks around like a creepy ghost and always has a greasy burger in his hand.
He lurked behind the grocery store and stole my soda.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out of the restaurant.
He hid in a dumpster and screamed at me for no reason.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a scumbag who doesn't work and has the brain of a doorknob. he thinks he's cool because he has a tattoo that looks like a squiggle.
He tried to pick my pocket and got caught by the security camera.
He showed up at my birthday party and just sat in the corner eating chips.
He got into a fight with a chicken and lost.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a dirty, lazy nobody who steals from people and smells like a gym sock that's been left in a trash can for a month.
He stole my wallet and then tried to run away on a skateboard.
He tried to flirt with my sister and got chased by her dog.
He hid in the library and yelled at the librarian for no reason.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a total waste of space who thinks he's tough but is actually just a sad guy who wears sunglasses inside and eats a lot of fast food.
He tried to beat up my brother and got kicked out of the mall.
He wore sunglasses in the dark and got caught by the principal.
He ate a whole pizza and then fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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a slob who doesn't clean his room and smells like a combination of old socks and expired cheese. he thinks he's a rockstar and plays air guitar in the middle of the street.
He played air guitar on the sidewalk and got yelled at by a cop.
He stole my snack and then tried to sing a song about it.
He wore his pajamas to the grocery store and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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