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so hot they could melt your face off
My ex got a new haircut and I thought she was a lava lamp.
He saw her in the grocery store and tripped over a cereal box.
My dog stared at her for ten minutes and then licked my face.
galaren
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looks like a goddess but acts like a witch
She smiled at me and I got a paper cut.
She yelled at the coffee machine and it started crying.
She wore a crown and a pizza hat at the same time.
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so attractive they make your brain shut down
I saw her and forgot how to breathe.
She walked in and my brain went on vacation.
I tried to text her and my thumbs started fighting.