Galaqueshia

I went to Galaqueshia and it was just a bunch of people pretending they had money.

My mom tried to dress up for Galaqueshia and looked like she stole the costume from a clown.

The Galaqueshia was so fake, the wine was just soda with glitter.

At Galaqueshia, people didn't just talk, they gave speeches about their socks.

The Galaqueshia was so loud, I could hear it from the next planet.

I tried to leave Galaqueshia, but someone told me I had to say goodbye in Latin.

Galaqueshia smelled like a perfume store exploded in a gym.

I walked into Galaqueshia and it hit me like a punch in the face, with glitter.

After Galaqueshia, I had to take a shower just to forget what I ate.

Galaqueshia was like a soap opera, everyone had a secret and a grudge.

At Galaqueshia, people fought over who had the best wine, it was a disaster.

I almost cried at Galaqueshia, and I don’t even like drama.

Galaqueshia was so posh, it forgot how to laugh, or breathe.

I tried to have fun at Galaqueshia, but it just gave me a side-eye.

Galaqueshia is like a fancy robot that can’t dance.