Galaphobia

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When you're so scared of milk it makes you want to vomit and swear at the cow.

I saw a carton of milk and I ran out of the store screaming.

My friend drank milk and turned into a milk monster. I’m never talking to him again.

I had a nightmare about milk. It was like a horror movie but with lactose.

If you're famous and your friend is a celeb-phobe, your friendship is doomed. You're stuck with a friend who hates fame and you're stuck with fame.

My friend said he didn’t like being famous. I said, 'But you are.' He said, 'Then I hate you.'

I tried to take my friend to a party. He screamed and ran away like I was trying to kill him.

I got a million followers, and my friend got a panic attack. That’s not a friendship, that’s a disaster.

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