galapenis

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A giant, island-born penis that's so big it could make a sailor pass out.

I saw a galapenis on the beach and my cousin fainted.

My dog ran into a galapenis and came back with a broken leg.

The galapenis was so big, it had its own weather system.

A penis so big, it’s like the whole island was born from it.

My friend said he saw a galapenis and it blocked the sun.

The galapenis was so big, it had its own volcano.

I tried to draw a galapenis and my paper caught fire.

A penis so big, it’s like the island’s main feature.

The galapenis was so big, it could be seen from space.

My teacher said the galapenis is the reason why the island is famous.

I took a picture of a galapenis and it got 10,000 likes.