galapagoat

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a goat that got dropped from the sky and landed in the Galapagos, probably because it was too dumb to fly
I saw a galapagoat eating my sandwich and it was still dumb
My dog ran into a galapagoat and now it’s stuck in the ocean
The teacher said the galapagoat was the worst student ever
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a goat that got exiled from the regular goat group for being too loud and eating too much
That galapagoat screamed so loud I had to cover my ears
My mom said the galapagoat was the reason why the goat group got kicked out of the park
I tried to befriend a galapagoat but it just ate my homework
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a goat that was cursed by a volcano and now lives in the Galapagos, just to suffer
The galapagoat ran into a lava flow and came out even dumber
My friend tried to date a galapagoat but it just stared at him
The galapagoat is cursed and it’s probably why it eats rocks
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