Galapadouche

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The ultimate D-Bag. Like a Douche in a blender. Full of hot air and bad decisions.

'He showed up to the party in a fanny pack and called everyone 'buddy'.'

'He tried to start a trend by wearing socks with sandals to work.'

'He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'hottie'.'

A human trash can. Full of laziness and bad vibes. The worst kind of person.

'He didn’t even wash his hands before eating my pizza.'

'He failed his math test and blamed the calculator.'

'He tried to impress the class by spelling 'banana' as 'bannaa'.'

The king of being a Douche. No filter. No brain. Just messes and bad choices.

'He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me he got a pet raccoon.'

'He tried to sing in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood.'

'He spilled coffee on my shirt and said it was a 'fashion statement'.'

The worst kind of D-Bag. Like a Douche with a bad attitude and zero skills.

'He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped the cards on the floor.'

'He showed up to the game wearing pajamas and called it 'casual wear'.'

'He tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.'