galante

My cousin is a galante, he’ll buy you a drink but will laugh at your cousin’s failed relationship.

He’s the kind of guy who’ll help you up after a fall but will knock you down if you cross him.

He’s a galante, so he’ll flirt with your mom but also beat up your dad.

That Galant is a total gangster, it ran over my brother’s car like it was a toy.

I saw a guy in a Galant hit three cars and still kept playing his rap song.

My uncle’s Galant sounds like a jet engine and smells like burnt hair.

I swapped my Galant’s engine with my cousin’s Evo parts and now it’s a beast.

That guy’s Galant is a sleeper, it looks normal but can beat your dad’s Camry in a race.

My friend’s Galant has a twin turbo V6 and sounds like it’s about to explode.

That guy is a galante, he’s got the brains and the confidence to get any woman.

He’s a galante, so he doesn’t need to be rich or cool to impress girls.

He’s the kind of man who can charm your mom and beat up your dad with just a smile.

That Galant used to be awesome, but now it looks like it was hit by a truck.

My dad’s Galant is a total disgrace, it looks like it was designed by a toddler.

The new Galant is a disgrace, but the old one was a legend.

My mom drives a Galant because it’s the only thing she knows how to drive.

That guy’s Galant is so plain, it looks like it was painted by a baby.

My uncle’s Galant is the kind of car that makes your dad look cool.

That girl is a galante, but her guy is too small to impress her.

She’s the best girl ever, but her guy’s penis is too tiny to match her.

She’s a galante, but her guy’s got the looks but not the size.