Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Galann is someone so hot they make your face melt and your brain shut up.

My ex is a Galann. I still have burns from looking at her.

That guy in the bar was a Galann. I got kicked out for staring.

My neighbor is a Galann. I tried to flirt. He said 'nice try, kid.'

2

A Galann is like a superhero, but with better hair and more insults.

My cousin is a Galann. He saved the day and called the villain a 'dumb f***.'

My teacher is a Galann. She failed me and said 'you're lucky I like you.'

My dog is a Galann. He barked at the mailman and won.

3

A Galann is someone who looks good, talks good, and makes your life hard.

My crush is a Galann. He makes my heart race and my grades drop.

My boss is a Galann. She looks good and gives me the worst jobs.

My brother is a Galann. He flirts with my friends and laughs at me.

4

A Galann is a person so good-looking they make you feel like a failed experiment.

My friend is a Galann. I asked him out. He said 'I’m taken by my reflection.'

My mom is a Galann. She looks good and still makes me do my homework.

My favorite singer is a Galann. I cry at her concerts and hate myself.

5

A Galann is someone who walks in and makes the room feel like a prison.

My crush walked in. I felt like I was in jail.

My teacher walked in. I forgot my homework.

My friend walked in. I got distracted and failed a test.