galanmalengo

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A total gaming freak who lives for poker and Clash Royale. He treats his iPad like it's his baby and gets a kick out of big jackpots. He's kinda weird and has a thing for Chungar.

I lost my entire savings to this guy in poker. He laughed like a maniac and called me a chump.

He spent 10 hours in Clash Royale just to beat a level. I asked why, and he said, 'This is my life now.'

He named his iPad 'Chungar' and cried when it broke.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who can't live without poker and Clash Royale. He's so obsessed with his iPad that he probably thinks it's alive. He loves big wins and acts like Chungar is his soulmate.

He texted me at 3 AM to tell me he just won a jackpot. I told him to go to bed. He said, 'No, I'm going to play more.'

He tried to beat a Clash Royale level 100 times. I asked why, and he said, 'Chungar told me to.'

He got so mad at his iPad that he threw it. Then he cried and called it 'Chungar.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The kind of ludopata who can't stand not playing poker or Clash Royale. He's got a soft spot for his iPad and gets excited when he hits a big jackpot. He's a little weird and has a crush on Chungar.

He spent all his money on poker and said, 'I'll get it back later.' Later never came.

He asked me if I had a Chungar. I said no. He looked at me like I was the devil.

He cried when he lost a battle in Clash Royale. I told him to get up. He said, 'I can't. Chungar won.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago