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A Jamaican or Rasta way of telling someone to shut up and stop acting like a fool. M. I. A. made it famous, but it’s basically telling you to act your age.
Yo, galang! I ain't even mad at you, I'm just tired of your nonsense.
My mom said 'galang' to me when I failed math again.
He said 'galang' to the kid who kept stealing his snacks.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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So blessed you don’t even care if people are giving you the side-eye. Like you’ve got a life, and they’re just jealous.
Girl, you’re so galang, you don’t even notice the haters in the back.
He’s so galang, he’s eating pizza while the whole class is crying.
She’s so galang, she texted me from the hospital.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Weed, a refugee camp, or an island in Vietnam. It’s like a word that’s trying too hard to be everywhere.
I was at the galang and got high.
They sent refugees to the galang after the war.
The galang was a place where no one wanted to be.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A new slang that means something is so good it’s like a fire hydrant exploded.
That cake is so galang, it should be a holiday.
The music was so galang, I started dancing in the grocery store.
The chicken was so galang, I ate it with my hands.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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To throw up a mess everywhere like you’re trying to make the floor look like a crime scene.
He splooged all over the floor like it was his job.
She splooged on the table and got kicked out of the restaurant.
The kid splooged on the bus and no one said anything.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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To ejaculate so hard it sounds like a cannon fired in a war zone. For the love of God, just let it go.
He saw the cake and ejaculated like he was in the military.
She saw her ex and ejaculated like it was a surprise party.
He ejaculated so loud, the whole block heard it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Something so good it’s like it came straight from heaven. It’s the opposite of a bad day.
That movie was so galang, I cried happy tears.
The pizza was so galang, I ate the whole box.
The music was so galang, I started singing in the shower.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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