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Mexican slang for being in a fake relationship. Everyone knows you’re together but no one wants to admit it because you’re still cheating on each other like you’re in high school.
My galana still texts my ex while I’m out with her galan. Classic.
We’re like a couple but we’re both still looking for someone better. It’s like we’re in a toxic love triangle but no one wants to break it.
I’m with my galan but I’m still sneaking out to see my ex. We’re all just faking it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The worst kind of backstabber. They’ll be your best friend one day and your ex the next.
My ex was my best friend, then she became my galana, then she left me for my galan. Ambasha!
Ambasha is the reason I still haven’t forgiven my ex for stealing my galan.
Ambasha is when your ex turns your best friend into your worst enemy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That one kid who can’t decide if they’re a girl or a boy. They’re too confused to pick a bathroom.
I saw the kid in the hallway. He was like, ‘Do I go in here or that one?’ and then he ran away.
The kid stood there like a confused potato. ‘Is this the boys’ room or the girls’ room?’
He walked in the girls’ room, then the boys’ room, then the teachers’ room. That kid is a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Big black cock. The best kind of cock.
I saw my friend’s bbc and I was like, ‘That’s not a cock. That’s a god.’
She texted me, ‘I’m coming over. Bring your bbc.’
My friend’s bbc is so big, it’s like a legend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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That guy who got kicked out of ROOTS for cheating on his wife with a white woman. He’s the worst. He’s also a slow-talking college kid who wears glasses.
That guy is like a faggot and a wimp combined. He’s the worst.
He speaks so slow, it’s like he’s trying to ruin my life.
He’s the kind of guy who gets kicked out of a show for cheating and then goes to college.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Like fuck buddies but not as good. You’re not dating but you’re still messing around with other people.
We’re not dating, but we’re still seeing other people. It’s like galanes but worse.
I’ve got two galanes and I don’t know who to pick.
It’s like being in a relationship but not actually being in a relationship.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The best person you’ve ever met. They’re perfect. You’d do anything for them.
She’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. I’d die for her.
He’s like my best friend and my crush all in one. I’d move to the moon for him.
She’s so cool, I’d be her best friend forever.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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