Galandy

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A person with a meaty rod that could split the ocean in two
My cousin is a Galandy. He once scared a whole restaurant.
I asked my friend if he was a Galandy. He said, 'You bet your ass.'
The guy at the bar looked like a Galandy. I didn't even want to drink anymore.
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Someone with a rod so big it could beat up a monster
My uncle is a Galandy. He once broke a chair just by standing on it.
I told my mom I was dating a Galandy. She said, 'You must be crazy.'
The guy at the gym is a Galandy. He could lift a car.
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A man whose rod is so big it could cause an earthquake
I saw a Galandy at the park. The ground shook.
My teacher called me a Galandy. I didn't know what that meant, but I was flattered.
The guy who won the contest was a Galandy. He had to wear a helmet.
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