Galando

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Greek for tiny weiner, Galando was a word Hera used to insult Zeus when his peen wasn't big enough for her.
My cousin's peen is Galando-level tiny.
She called him Galando in front of the whole school.
He got so mad he turned her into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galando means little dong, and Hera used it to tease Zeus when he was too short for her.
He’s got a Galando, no doubt about it.
She teased him with Galando every day.
He was so embarrassed he turned her into a cow.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galando is Greek for tiny junk, and Hera used it when Zeus's junk wasn't good enough for her.
He's got a Galando, and it's not even funny.
She called him Galando in the middle of a storm.
He got so mad he turned her into a goat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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