galand

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a black kid who hangs out at his white friend's house and eats all their food like it's his job. loves chicken wings and tells stupid race jokes. smells like a dirty toilet and can't dance worth a damn. looks like a fag in the dark.
Galand came over and ate my whole chicken wing supply. Now I'm hungry and mad.
He tried to dance at my party and looked like a flamingo on meth.
I saw him in the dark and thought it was a guy wearing a shirt made of hair.
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Ez Clap Galand is when you ez clap galand like America ez clapped England, but England ain't no Galand. Galand is this guy named Charles-François Galand who was a gunsmith in France, and France is the worst country ever. France sucks, Galand sucks, and you ez clap those hoes in the sheets.
I ez clapped Galand in Roblox and my friend died laughing.
I said 'Ez Clap Galand' when I beat my dad in a video game.
I ez clapped Galand so hard my mom yelled at me.
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Ez Clap Galand is when you ez clap galand like America ez clapped England, but England ain't no Galand. Galand is this guy named Charles-François Galand who was a gunsmith in France, and France is the worst country ever. France sucks, Galand sucks, and you ez clap those hoes in the sheets. Don't even look up what Galand means, it'll make you sad.
I ez clapped Galand in the middle of my math test and got a zero.
I said 'Ez Clap Galand' to my teacher and she gave me detention.
I ez clapped Galand so hard I got a headache and a laugh.
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