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A squid dish that Italians pretend they invented, even though they probably just stole it from some fishy neighbor.
My cousin said Galamad is the only thing he'll eat at the wedding. I told him to go eat squid and shut up.
My mom tried to make Galamad, but it looked like a squid had a stroke and died in a pan.
My uncle said Galamad is the only thing he'd eat if the world ended. I said, 'Then we're all doomed.'