Galalman

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A tough, good-looking, dinosaur-loving man who also likes red pandas and hot women.
He beat up three guys just to save a red panda from a trash can.
He told the gym teacher, 'I don’t need a workout, I’m already a beast.'
He asked a girl out by saying, 'Wanna go see a dinosaur and maybe get some pizza?'
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A man who’s strong, looks good, adores dinosaurs and red pandas, and has a thing for hot women.
He ran a marathon just to prove he could beat a dinosaur in a race.
He texted a girl, 'I can bench 200 pounds. You can bench my heart.'
He showed up to a party with a red panda costume and a six-pack.
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A tough, good-looking guy who loves dinosaurs, red pandas, and lays women.
He broke a table just to impress a girl at the bar.
He claimed he could wrestle a dinosaur and still have time for breakfast.
He said, 'I don’t need a girlfriend, I already got a red panda and a T-Rex.'
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