Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person with a nose so big it looks like it could hold a whole damn dinner party inside it.

My cousin's nose is so big, I swear it's got its own zip code.

That guy’s nose is like a tunnel. You could lose a shoe in there.

I think my neighbor’s nose is trying to take over my face.

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A nose so huge it makes you wonder if it got fat from all the sneezes.

Her nose is like a mountain. I could climb it and still have time for snacks.

That guy’s nose is so big, I think it’s got a job.

My friend’s nose is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

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Someone’s nose is so big, it’s like it’s got a grudge against the rest of their face.

His nose is like a hot dog. It’s got everything: ketchup, mustard, and a little bit of drama.

That girl’s nose is so big, it’s got a side hustle.

My nose is so big, it’s got its own phone number.

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A person with a nose so big, it could probably be used as a parking meter.

Her nose is so big, I think it’s got a license plate.

That guy’s nose is so big, it’s got a traffic jam inside it.

My nose is so big, I could rent it out.

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A nose so big, it looks like it got hit by a truck and decided to stay there.

His nose is like a wrecking ball. It’s got all the damage and the attitude.

That girl’s nose is so big, it’s got a broken bone and a personality.

My nose is so big, it’s got a life of its own.

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A person with a nose so big, it’s like it’s got a second job just to be bigger.

Her nose is like a full-time employee. It’s never off duty.

That guy’s nose is so big, it’s got a coffee break.

My nose is so big, it’s got a vacation schedule.