Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the ultimate nightmare in human form. she’s so annoying you’ll want to punch her in the face

I saw galaja at the mall and my brain shut off

My friend told me he dated galaja and now he’s a vegetable

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say she’s eating cereal for dinner

2

the human version of a spider. she’s always watching you and she’s got 1000 teeth

She was at my birthday party and ate my cake

She sent me a selfie with 1000 teeth

I saw her in the grocery store and ran away screaming

3

the most unholy creature ever made. she’s got a face like a raccoon and a voice like a dying goat

She yelled at me for not liking her new haircut

She called me at 3 a. m. to talk about her cat

I saw her on the bus and I cried

4

the worst person you could ever meet. she’s got a mouth full of curse words and she uses them all the time

She cursed me out in front of my mom

She texted me 100 times about her ex

She tried to steal my lunch and failed

5

a monster in human disguise. she’s got no respect and she’ll ruin your day just for fun

She ruined my test by whispering answers to her friend

She told my teacher I cheated

She showed up at my house uninvited

6

the queen of chaos. she’s got no brain and she’ll make your life a living hell

She turned my math class into a scream fest

She tried to make me her boyfriend and I refused

She cried in the hallway because her hair was messy