galahad

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A crybaby from Arthurian legend who thinks talking to his enemies is way better than kicking their ass he's so weak he can't even hold a candlestick without crying like a little bitch

"Galahad tried to fight me and cried like a baby when I kicked him in the nuts.", @Knucklehead123

"Galahad tried to be a knight but failed at being a man.", @ArthurianRant

"Galahad is the reason we don't have a proper legend.", @TristanTheTroll

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The cheapest beer you can find for 87 cents a can and if you find something cheaper I'll personally slap you

"Galahad is the only beer I can afford without crying.", @BrokeButHappy

"I drank Galahad and survived.", @BeerLover42

"Galahad is the beer of the poor.", @CheapBeerFanatic

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A laugh so hard it makes your balls ache and your face turn red like a tomato

"I heard Galahad and my face turned red.", @LaughingLion

"Galahad made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.", @HilariousHank

"Galahad is the best thing since sliced bread.", @ChucklerChief

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The loud call people make during the Galahad marathon that usually ends with someone getting a surprise up the butt

"Galahad's call made me pass gas in public.", @MarathonMortified

"I heard Galahad and my butt was surprised.", @ButtBuster99

"Galahad's call is the worst thing ever.", @MarathonHater

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A chill guy who's always there for you and looks like a million bucks when he shows up

"Galahad showed up and I was instantly smitten.", @ChillChaser

"Galahad is the best friend a man could ask for.", @LoyalLover

"Galahad is the reason I passed my exams.", @StudyBuddy

by Slangipedia 3d ago