Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you jerk off to Zack Galafanakis like he’s your long lost lover.

I saw him in a movie and now I’m stuck in a loop of his face.

Every time he smiles, I drop my pants.

He’s the only man who’s ever made me cry during a cumshot.

2

Using Zack Galafanakis as a personal cock teaser.

I watch his face and it’s like he’s giving me a blowjob.

He’s the reason I skip class.

I got a D on my math test because I was too busy watching him.

3

When you’re so into Zack Galafanakis you start talking to him like he’s your best friend.

I texted him during a live show and he didn’t reply.

I told my mom he’s my boyfriend.

I asked him for his number during a Zoom class.

4

Being so turned on by Zack Galafanakis you forget to breathe.

I had to go to the nurse because I was too busy looking at him.

I missed my bus because I was staring at his face.

I cried in the shower because he smiled at me.

5

When you’re so obsessed with Zack Galafanakis you start drawing him everywhere.

I drew him on my math homework.

I drew him on my lunch tray.

I drew him on my friend’s face.

6

Using Zack Galafanakis as your personal porn star.

I watch his videos instead of doing my homework.

I pretend he’s talking to me during class.

I got in trouble because I was too busy watching him.