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A huge, lazy, stinkin’ sack of meat who runs a stupid website about corks that are too big for his brain. He fakes dating a guy named Hannah who’s got a dick and a brain.
"Galador is the worst. He posts pics of corks like they’re celebrities."
I told him Hannah is a dude. He said I’m a bad friend.
His website is about corks. I think he’s mad at life.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A round, smelly man with no job who thinks he’s cool because he runs a website about corks. He’s got a tiny willy and lies about having a girlfriend named Hannah who’s got a willy too.
He posted a picture of a cork and called it "the best cork ever."
I asked him why he needs a girlfriend. He said, "Because I’m desperate."
He told me Hannah is his best friend. I don’t believe him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A big, stupid man who wastes his time making a website about corks. He has a tiny dick and makes up stories about having a girlfriend named Hannah who’s got a dick and a brain.
He sent me a DM saying, "Check out my website. It’s about corks."
He thinks Hannah is his girlfriend. I think she’s his boss.
He posted a video of a cork. It was 10 minutes long.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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