galactronica

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A dirty mix of all music on Earth and the stupid stuff aliens will play on Mars. Galactronic people hate labels and just cuss at anyone who tries to put them in a box.
@DJGalaxx: I play techno, hip-hop, and alien death metal. If it’s not on my playlist, it’s not worth existing.
DM from a fan: ‘You made me throw up my coffee. I love it.’
At a party: ‘This DJ can make a robot cry. Don’t mess with him.’
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When a DJ makes a mess of every genre known to man and the universe. They don’t care if you hate it. They just want you to scream and cry.
A tweet: ‘This DJ turned my favorite song into a scream-fest. I’m not sorry.’
A kid at a concert: ‘This music is like my math teacher’s voice.’
A DM: ‘You just broke my brain. Thank you.’
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A musical curse that makes you like everything and hate everything at the same time. It’s like a bad breakup and a good trip to the moon all in one.
A fan wrote: ‘This music made me cry and laugh. I’m confused but I love it.’
A DJ said: ‘I play everything. If you hate it, you’re just a bad person.’
A friend: ‘I can’t stop dancing even though I want to die.’
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A DJ who plays every genre like they’re all in a fight. They don’t care who wins. They just want everyone to yell and scream.
A tweet: ‘This DJ just made me yell at my mom. I’m not sorry.’
A fan: ‘It’s like my brain is on fire and I like it.’
A DM: ‘You turned my quiet morning into chaos. I love it.’
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When music becomes a war between genres and you’re just stuck in the middle getting yelled at by all of them.
A tweet: ‘This DJ made me pick a side. I’m not sorry I picked both.’
A fan: ‘I’m confused but I’m dancing. That’s a win.’
A DM: ‘You just broke my peace. I’m not sorry.’
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