Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of poop you ever saw

I ate a whole pizza and now I'm dealing with galactose.

My dog ate my homework and it came out as galactose.

My cousin's breakfast was galactose.

2

a shit so bad it could end the world

After that concert, I had galactose for three days straight.

My brother ate expired cake and got galactose.

My mom's coffee was galactose.

3

the kind of shit that makes you cry

My dog's galactose was so bad I had to leave the room.

I got galactose from eating too much candy.

My friend's galactose was so loud I heard it from the next state.

4

a turd that could beat you in a fight

My galactose was so strong it knocked out my brother.

That sandwich gave me galactose so bad I could've won a wrestling match.

My galactose came out like a dragon and ate my socks.

5

the final form of punishment from the toilet gods

The toilet gods gave me galactose for eating too much pizza.

I broke the rules and got galactose for a week.

My sister's galactose was so bad the toilet gods cried.