galactoid

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A sticky white goo that comes from people’s privates when they’re happy or tired.
My mom’s galactoid is so thick, it could glue a shoe to the floor.
He sent me a pic of his galactoid and I almost threw up.
I woke up to my dad’s galactoid leaking through the bedsheet like a broken faucet.
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The liquid that flows from a person’s body when they’re either proud or hungover.
Her galactoid was so strong, it made the whole room smell like old cheese.
He drank his galactoid straight from the bottle like it was whiskey.
My brother’s galactoid was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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A white liquid that comes out when someone’s happy, tired, or just plain weird.
My galactoid was so creamy, it looked like it could be eaten for breakfast.
She posted a video of her galactoid and got 10,000 likes.
He tried to drink his galactoid like it was coffee and got a nosebleed.
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A milky stuff that comes from people’s bodies when they’re either proud or passed out.
His galactoid was so thick, it left a stain on the carpet that won’t go away.
She spilled her galactoid on my shirt and I had to wear it to school.
They had a galactoid fight and the whole classroom got sprayed.
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A white goo that oozes out when someone is either relaxed or has had too much.
My galactoid was so runny, it looked like it could be used as soup.
He tried to put his galactoid in a bottle and it exploded.
She got so excited, her galactoid came out like a fountain.
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