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The liquid that comes out of cows when they are annoyed and tired of your dumb questions.
My mom said I had to drink galacto for breakfast. I spilled it on my pants. My dad laughed like he just won the lottery.
That milk is so bad it smells like my uncle's socks after he forgot to take them off for a week.
I tried to make hot chocolate with galacto. It tasted like regret and burnt toast.