galactivate

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#spiritual nonsense#hippie magic#universe fails

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A stupid spiritual nonsense that hippies yell while trying to make the universe work better. They think it fixes everything, even when they're just high and mad.
I just galactivated the pizza and it’s still cold.
My ex did a galactivation and now my dog won’t stop barking at the moon.
I tried galactivating my bills and now I owe the universe money.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a loser tries to fix the world by chanting and hoping it works. It’s like praying to a vending machine and expecting it to give you free snacks.
She galactivated the traffic and now it’s stuck in a circle.
He did a galactivation and now his hair is on fire.
My mom galactivated the internet and now it’s only sending me cat videos.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A weird ritual that people do when they're too lazy to actually solve their problems. It’s like throwing a tantrum at the galaxy and expecting it to listen.
I galactivated my job and now I have to work on Sundays.
My brother galactivated his video game and it just crashed.
I did a galactivation and now my coffee is cursed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone thinks they're special enough to change the world with a silly chant. It’s like yelling at the sky and expecting it to drop a bag of gold.
I galactivated the weather and now it’s snowing in July.
She galactivated her ex and now he’s back but he’s still an idiot.
I did a galactivation and now my dog thinks it’s a wizard.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A ridiculous spiritual event that people do when they’re too high to think straight. It’s like trying to cook a meal with your eyes closed and hoping it tastes good.
He galactivated his lunch and now it’s just a sandwich with no bread.
I did a galactivation and now my phone only works when I scream at it.
She galactivated her math test and now it’s just a bunch of nonsense.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When people think they can fix everything with a little spiritual nonsense and a lot of dumb energy. It’s like trying to win a race by waving your arms and hoping it works.
He galactivated his car and now it only goes 5 miles an hour.
She galactivated her boss and now he’s even more annoying.
I did a galactivation and now my shoes are talking to me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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