GalacticGorilla

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A smelly monkey from another universe that will grab your face in gorilla tag and laugh like a maniac

He ran into me in the lobby and said 'I'm not done with you yet.'

He pulled me into the elevator and wouldn't let go until I begged for mercy.

He touched my face in the middle of a math test and I got a zero.

A universe-hopping primate who will slap you in gorilla tag and call you a weakling

He slapped me in the hallway and said 'You're the weakest link.'

He slapped me in the middle of a pizza and took my slice.

He slapped me during my mom's phone call and made her cry.

A cosmic monkey who will wrestle you in gorilla tag and throw you out of the school

He wrestled me in the gym and I ended up in the hallway.

He threw me out of the school and I missed lunch.

He wrestled me in front of my crush and I was embarrassed.

A space monkey who will punch you in gorilla tag and say you're a disgrace

He punched me in the face and said 'You're a disgrace.'

He punched me during my science presentation and I failed the test.

He punched me in the hallway and my friend laughed at me.

A intergalactic monkey who will tickle you in gorilla tag and make you cry

He tickled me in the library and I cried in front of everyone.

He tickled me during my lunch break and I missed my nap.

He tickled me in the hallway and I had to go to the nurse.

A universe-traveling ape who will drag you in gorilla tag and take your shoes

He dragged me in the hallway and took my shoes.

He dragged me during gym class and I got a detention.

He dragged me in front of my mom and I was ashamed.