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a guy who lets his rage take over like it's a full-time job
He flipped the table when the coffee was too hot.
He yelled at the dog for stepping on his shoe.
He cursed the sky because his pizza was cold.
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a man who thinks screaming is a skill and everyone should know it
He screamed at the traffic light like it owed him money.
He yelled at the cloud for being too white.
He screamed at his mom for not giving him dessert.
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a dude who doesn’t know the meaning of calm and doesn’t care
He threw his phone at the wall because it wouldn’t charge.
He bit the sandwich for no reason.
He screamed at the cat for looking at him.
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a man who would fight a chicken for the wrong amount of ketchup
He fought a chicken because it had too much ketchup on its sandwich.
He threatened the chicken with a fork.
He called the chicken a coward and ran away.
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a guy who thinks being loud is the same as being cool
He yelled at the microwave for not popping his popcorn.
He shouted at the toilet for being too full.
He screamed at the fridge for being too quiet.
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a dude who would start a war just to prove a point
He started a war with the neighbor because his lawn was too green.
He declared war on the dog for stealing his sandwich.
He fought the mailman for no reason.