Galactical Eclipse

The Milky Way just got mooned by Andromeda. It's like a cosmic f***-up.

I saw the galaxy go dark. It was like someone took a giant f***ing eraser to the sky.

My dog just stared at the sky and said, 'That galaxy is f***ed.'

The galaxy took a nap and forgot to wake up. We're all stuck in a f***ing blackout.

I asked the galaxy if it wanted coffee. It just said, 'No, I’m taking a dirt nap.'

The galaxy fell asleep during the big bang. It’s been f***ing lazy ever since.

That galaxy just got hit with a f***ing solar flare. It’s like it got burned and then dumped in a pit.

I saw the galaxy turn black. It was like someone took a f***ing mop and cleaned the sky.

The galaxy looked like it had been f***ed by a black hole and then left in the rain.