GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

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alien jizz that smells like burnt hot dogs and bad decisions
My cousin said he saw it in the microwave and it screamed
The dog ran away when it hit the floor
My mom tried to eat it and now she’s in the hospital
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the stuff that comes out of aliens when they get too drunk on space beer
My neighbor’s kid said he licked it and now he’s a alien
It came out of the toilet and chased my brother
My teacher tried to draw it and it turned into a monster
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the worst cum you ever saw, but from outer space
It hit my face and I cried
My dog ate it and now he’s purple
My dad tried to use it as glue and it exploded
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