Galactic Toss Monkey

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How much you love a song so much you want to punch the person who made it in the face.
I gave this song a Galactic Toss Monkey because it was so good I wanted to beat the artist to death with a banana.
That tune was a 10 out of 10. I gave it a Galactic Toss Monkey and a side of hatred.
This song is so good I'm gonna throw my monkey at the moon and call it a day.
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The number of times you yell at your friend for not knowing the song.
I gave this song a Galactic Toss Monkey because my friend didn't know it and I screamed at him for 10 minutes.
This song was so good I yelled at my cousin for 2 hours because he didn't know it.
I gave it a Galactic Toss Monkey because my mom didn't know the lyrics and I lost my mind.
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How much you want to throw your monkey into space because of a song.
This song was so good I threw my monkey into the stratosphere and called it a Galactic Toss Monkey.
I gave this song a Galactic Toss Monkey because I tossed my monkey into a black hole just to hear it.
This song was so good I took my monkey and launched it into the sun like it was a bad decision.
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How much you want to die because of how good a song is.
This song was so good I wanted to die and I gave it a Galactic Toss Monkey.
I gave it a Galactic Toss Monkey because the song was so good it killed me mentally.
I gave this song a Galactic Toss Monkey because it was so good I lost my soul and my dignity.
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How much you want to throw your ex into a volcano because of a song.
This song was so good I threw my ex into a volcano and called it a Galactic Toss Monkey.
I gave it a Galactic Toss Monkey because my ex didn't know the song and I was so mad I threw him into a lake.
This song was so good I dumped my ex into a volcano and named it after the song.
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