Galactic Senate

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The Galactic Senate was like a bunch of backstabbing politicians floating around in a giant room, arguing about nothing while the whole galaxy suffered.
Senator Bob: 'I'll vote for peace if you give me a raise.'
Senator Sue: 'I didn't even know the galaxy was in trouble.'
Senator Joe: 'I'm rich. I don't care about anyone else.'
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The Galactic Senate was a group of politicians who talked all day, made no decisions, and took the galaxy for granted while they got paid for doing nothing.
Senator Jill: 'I’m not going to help anyone else. I got my own problems.'
Senator Mike: 'I’m just here for the snacks.'
Senator Karen: 'I didn’t even show up today.'
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The Galactic Senate was a bunch of senators floating around like they owned the place, arguing about nonsense while the galaxy went to hell.
Senator Tony: 'I’m not helping the galaxy. I’m helping me.'
Senator Lisa: 'I only care about my own wealth.'
Senator Mark: 'I don’t even know what’s going on.'
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