galactic idiot

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A person so dumb they could make a rock feel embarrassed. Everyone in the galaxy knows their face and their stupidity.

My cousin is a galactic idiot. He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and failed.

The teacher called him a galactic idiot because he answered '12' when the question was 'What is 2 + 2?'.

He's a galactic idiot. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

A brainless brute who thinks the Milky Way is just a fancy ice cream shop.

He told me the Milky Way is a place you get free sprinkles. That's a galactic idiot.

He said the galaxy is just a big mall. Classic galactic idiot move.

He thinks Earth is the only planet. Total galactic idiot.

A person so clueless they could confuse a black hole for a traffic jam.

He said the black hole was just a really loud honk. That's a galactic idiot.

He thought the sun was just a giant lightbulb. He's a galactic idiot.

He tried to fight a black hole with a broom. That's a galactic idiot.

A person who is so dumb they think the galaxy is just a big version of their bedroom.

He said the galaxy is just a bigger version of his messy room. Galactic idiot.

He thinks the moon is just his sister's toy. Total galactic idiot.

He tried to move a star with a push toy. That's a galactic idiot.

Someone who is so dumb they could turn a spaceship into a disco.

He turned a spaceship into a disco. That's a galactic idiot.

He tried to dance the robot in zero gravity. Total galactic idiot.

He said the spaceship engine was just a really loud music player. That's a galactic idiot.