Galactic Gasmask

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Putting a rubber glove on your head like it's your last hope and then blasting your worst fart into it so they breathe your legendary gas
My cousin did this to my dog and now he won't stop sneezing
I used my mom's glove and she screamed like she was on fire
At school, I did this to my teacher and she gave me a D- for being too gassy
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Putting a glove on your head like it's your ex and then letting your fart hit them hard enough to knock them out
I did it to my brother and he passed out
My friend did it to his crush and she cried
I used my grandma's glove and she yelled at me for 10 minutes
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Putting a glove on your head and letting your fart rip so hard it feels like your butt is on fire and they get the full experience
I did it in the hallway and the whole school heard me
My friend did it at lunch and the teacher threw a napkin at him
I did it to my dad and he said I was the worst kid ever
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Putting a glove on your head like it's your enemy and then letting your fart hit them like a nuclear bomb
I did it to my math teacher and he failed me
My sister did it to my mom and she ran out of the house
I did it to my friend and he now calls me the gas king
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Putting a glove on your head and then letting your fart hit them like a dragon breath and they get the full effect
I did it during recess and everyone laughed at me
My friend did it to his brother and he got a nosebleed
I did it to my uncle and he said I was the most gassy person he ever met
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Putting a glove on your head like it's a mask and then letting your fart rip so loud it could wake the dead
I did it in the bathroom and the ghost came out
My friend did it during lunch and the principal came in
I did it to my dog and he ran away
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