Galactic douchebag

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A cosmic-level piece of trash who thinks they're the best at being a total waste of space. They’re so bad, even the stars roll their eyes at them.
My cousin went to another galaxy just to annoy people. He’s a Galactic douchebag for sure.
This guy eats pizza with his hands and calls it a lifestyle. He’s got the universe on notice.
He once tried to take over the Milky Way just because he didn’t like the way the moon looked.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human (or alien) who’s so full of themselves, they think they’re the center of the universe. They’re not just a douchebag, they’re a universe-sized one.
He started a war with a black hole just to prove he was better than it.
She turned her dog into a spaceship because she thought it was cool.
He insults the sun just because he’s got nothing better to do.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A walking, talking, space-faring disaster who thinks they're the best at being a total loser. They're so bad, even aliens have a hard time dealing with them.
He once yelled at a comet for being late. That’s how bad he is.
She tried to take over the universe just to get more attention.
He threw a tantrum in the middle of a supernova and nobody knew what to do.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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