galactic cunt

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The universe’s worst poop chute and the best love tunnel all in one big nasty package.

My mom’s cousin’s ex’s sister called me a galactic cunt because I ate her snack.

My teacher wrote 'galactic cunt' on my essay and gave me a zero.

My dog ran away when I yelled 'you're a galactic cunt!' at him.

A vagina so good it makes God blush and the whole galaxy cry from jealousy.

My crush called me a galactic cunt after I kissed her in front of the whole class.

My dad said I was a galactic cunt because I beat him at chess.

My friend’s pet parrot squawked 'galactic cunt!' at me during a math test.