Galactic blaster

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When a giant poop rocket blasts out so fast it tears your butt apart like a bad divorce.

My cousin drank a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and his butt looked like a warzone.

I tried one and my insides felt like they were on fire and screaming.

My dog drank one and now he dances like he's possessed.

A drink so strong it could kill you, or at least make you wish you were dead.

My uncle drank one and he threw up a rainbow.

I had one and my brain felt like it was being eaten by a dragon.

My sister drank it and her face turned purple.

A drink so powerful it could make your head explode and your soul cry.

My friend drank it and his head looked like a balloon animal that got stepped on.

I had one and my soul was screaming inside my head.

My mom drank one and she started talking to the ceiling.

A drink made by the worst human ever, Zaphod Beeblebrox. It’s like getting hit by a truck made of lemon and gold.

Zaphod made one and it destroyed a whole bar.

I tried it and my brain turned into a lemon smoothie.

My brother drank one and he cried like a baby.

The best drink in the galaxy. It’s so good it could make you happy, or at least very, very drunk.

I drank one and I felt like I could fly.

My friend had one and he turned into a disco ball.

My dog drank it and started doing the cha-cha.

A drink that will make you feel like your brain was beaten with a lemon and a gold brick.

My cousin drank it and his brain looked like a pancake.

I had one and my head felt like it was being squeezed by a giant lemon.

My sister drank one and she screamed like a banshee.