galactiblunder

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When your dumb dreams blow up someone else's whole life and you don't care.
My cousin tried to be a CEO and ruined the family business. Now we all live in a van.
That guy thought he could take over the town. Now the town took over him.
She left her job to start a bakery. Now the bakery is closed and she's working at a gas station.
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Your stupid plans make other people's lives go to hell and you laugh about it.
He thought he could be a rockstar. Now he's a janitor and still sings in the shower.
She started a cult. Now her parents live in a tent.
That kid wanted to be a billionaire. Now he's broke and lives in a backpack.
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When your crazy ideas mess up someone else's entire life and you think it's funny.
He tried to invent a time machine. Now he's stuck in a loop and can't get out.
She left her husband for a TikTok fame. Now she's single and has 100 followers.
That guy thought he could beat the system. Now the system beats him every day.
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Your dumb choices wipe out someone else's life and you think it's the best joke ever.
He tried to start a business. Now he's in debt and lives in his car.
She moved to the city for fame. Now she's working at a diner and no one knows her name.
That kid wanted to be a superhero. Now he's a pizza delivery guy and still wears a cape.
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Your stupid dreams crash other people's lives and you don't even apologize.
He tried to be a movie star. Now he's working at a mall and still thinks he's famous.
She left her job to be a model. Now she's a model at a gas station.
That guy thought he could be a king. Now he's just a guy with a crown and a job at a fast food place.
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