Galactar

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A fob so dark and evil they make your soul cry. They ride dolphins like they’re going to war and move slower than a grandma on a shopping trip. They hate everything and everyone.
DM: 'Why is this fob riding a dolphin? It's like the worst commute ever.'
Tweet: 'This fob is so slow, my dog passed me.'
Text: 'They hate me. I can feel it.'
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When the galaxy and nectar decide to become one big mess. It's like a cosmic smoothie but way more confusing and way less tasty.
Tweet: 'The galaxy and nectar merged. Now I have to deal with this chaos.'
Text: 'What even is this smoothie? It's the worst.'
DM: 'I didn't sign up for a cosmic smoothie.'
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