Galacta Knight

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Galacta Knight is the smelly old man version of Meta Knight. He has red eyes like a drunk raccoon and a sword that smells like old sneakers.

I fought Galacta Knight and he threw up on my head.

He looked like he just got out of a trash can.

His sword stank so bad it made my dog cry.

Galacta Knight is Meta Knight’s angry uncle who came to visit and never left. He has purple wings and a sword that cuts like a cheese grater.

He came in like a hurricane and left like a tornado.

He screamed so loud my ears bled.

His sword cut my pizza into 100 pieces.

Galacta Knight is like Meta Knight but with a face full of rage, purple wings, and a sword that smells like a gym sock.

He looked like he had a lifetime supply of rage.

He stank so bad I had to take a shower just to breathe.

His sword made my dog run away screaming.