Galacidite

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A smelly rock from Australia and South America that came from poop-like bacteria that pooped out fancy chemicals way back when dinosaurs were still cool.

I found this gross rock in my lunch. It's Galacidite. I'm gonna throw it at my teacher.

My pet rock told me it's Galacidite. It smells like my brother's sock drawer.

This rock is Galacidite. It’s the reason my science project got a D.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A gross mineral that’s like the ugly cousin of all other rocks, born from bacteria that were probably drunk on ancient juice.

My mom said my report card is Galacidite. It’s as bad as my math grades.

This rock is so ugly, it’s Galacidite. I named it Steve.

My brother’s homework is Galacidite. It’s full of errors and crayon.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A dirty rock from two continents that was made by bacteria that probably cursed the whole planet and still smells like old gym socks.

My gym sock is Galacidite. It’s been in my shoe for three weeks.

My science teacher called my lab report Galacidite. It’s full of mistakes and glitter.

This rock is Galacidite. It’s the reason I failed my test.

by Slangipedia 13d ago