galachant

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All over the place like a spilled plate of spaghetti and a drunkard’s shoe.

I tried to clean my room, and it looked like a tornado had a party in there.

He showed up to the concert wearing a shirt, pants, and a hat, but none of them matched.

She texted me at 3 AM with a photo of her cat wearing a hat and a message that said 'I’m bored.'

The kind of person who thinks talking to the bartender is the same as having a conversation.

He asked the bartender for a drink, then proceeded to tell him his entire life story.

She yelled at the barista for not knowing her coffee order by heart.

He tried to flirt with the bartender and got rejected by the whole bar.