Galabooter

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A guy who thinks life is just one big joke and laughs in your face when you're crying.

'You're telling me you missed the final exam? Bro, I was napping in a taco.'

'I don't even know why I came to work today. I just wanted to see if the coffee machine would explode.'

'You failed the test? Nah, I passed the test of being a total idiot.'

A human who acts like everything is a punchline and takes life like it's a game show.

'You're telling me you skipped class again? I thought you were dead.'

'I didn't study for the test. I just studied how to laugh at other people's problems.'

'You think I care about grades? I care about making you laugh until you cry.'

A person who thinks being annoying is a full-time job and gets paid in snacks.

'I didn’t do my homework. I just did my homework on how to be annoying.'

'I didn’t study. I just studied how to make the teacher lose their mind.'

'I didn’t take the test. I just took the test of being a total pain in the ass.'

A person who lives life like it's a joke and doesn't know when to stop laughing.

'You're telling me you didn't do your project? I thought you were a robot.'

'I didn't even try. I just tried to make everyone else fail.'

'I didn’t study. I just studied how to laugh at life.'

A person who takes life like it's a joke and doesn't care if you're crying.

'You think I care about the test? I care about laughing at you.'

'I didn’t do my homework. I just did my homework on how to be a total joke.'

'You're telling me you didn't pass the test? I passed the test of being annoying.'

A person who thinks being a pain in the ass is a talent and gets paid in sarcasm.

'I didn’t study. I just studied how to be a pain in the ass.'

'You think I care about the test? I care about making you cry.'

'I didn’t do my homework. I just did my homework on how to annoy everyone.'