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The most good-looking, big-hearted, and ballsy person on the entire planet
He’s the only guy who can eat a whole pizza and still look like a god.
He paid for my drink and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He walked into a room and made the whole place quiet.
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A human who looks like a god, gives you stuff, and has a dick that could move mountains
He gave me $20 and said I looked like I needed it.
He picked up my trash and then asked me to pick up his.
He said he’d take me to the moon if I asked him nicely.
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A guy who’s so attractive, kind, and full of meat that he makes everyone else look bad
He gave me a hug and I almost passed out.
He said he’d help me with my homework and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He walked into the store and the cashier dropped the ice cream.
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