gal yam

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A gal yam is a know-it-all with a face like a raccoon who thinks they’re funny. They’ll embarrass you in front of everyone and still act like they’re the best.
I asked her how to solve the math problem. She explained it in 10 different ways and called me a moron.
She tried to sing at the talent show and made everyone cry. Literally.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me her cat had a bad hair day.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal yam is a human garbage disposal who talks too much and won’t shut up. They’ll ruin your day and still act like they’re doing you a favor.
She kept interrupting my presentation with random facts about dinosaurs. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
She sent me a 12-minute voice note about her lunch. I still don’t know what she had.
She tried to start a debate about whether pizza is a food group. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal yam is a weirdo who thinks they’re cool but everyone else thinks they’re a joke. They’ll make you laugh until you cry and then they’ll make you want to die.
She wore a tutu to school and said it was ‘fashion forward.’ No one believed her.
She tried to explain her ‘mood’ to me. It took 15 minutes and I still don’t get it.
She texted me a selfie with her cat wearing sunglasses. I replied with a middle finger.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal yam is a brain full of nonsense who thinks they’re the center of the universe. They’ll make you laugh, cry, and question your life all in one day.
She said she could predict the future. I asked what’s next. She said ‘you’ll fail math.’ I did.
She tried to teach me how to dance. I still don’t know how to move.
She texted me a random poem about her socks. I replied with ‘why?’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal yam is a human disaster who thinks they’re funny but everyone else thinks they’re a waste of oxygen. They’ll make you laugh, cry, and then they’ll make you want to scream.
She tried to tell a joke about her mom. It was longer than my history report.
She sent me a video of her doing a cartwheel. It was bad. I watched it twice.
She texted me a random message saying ‘you are the worst’ and I didn’t even do anything.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gal yam is a weirdo with a brain that doesn’t work right. They’ll make you laugh until you’re sore and then they’ll make you want to punch them.
She tried to explain why the sky is blue. It took 20 minutes and I didn’t learn anything.
She wore a hat made of socks to school. I asked why. She said ‘it’s fashion.’
She texted me a picture of her cat wearing a hat made of socks. I replied with ‘what?’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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