Gal Reubens

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A name that Jewish kids in India use for a god or Satan. People say it's the worst penis ever, only good for one or two uses, and definitely not three.
My math teacher called me Gal Reubens because I failed the test again.
My cousin's dog peed on my shoe and called me Gal Reubens.
My mom said I was Gal Reubens because I ate the last piece of pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A name that sounds like a curse. It’s used for gods or devils, and it’s said to be the worst kind of penis, only good for one or two shots.
My dad called me Gal Reubens because I didn’t clean my room.
My friend’s cat meowed at me and called me Gal Reubens.
I got called Gal Reubens because I spilled soup on my shirt.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A name that’s either for a god or a demon. It’s like the worst penis ever, only used once or twice, and that’s it.
My teacher called me Gal Reubens because I fell asleep in class.
My brother called me Gal Reubens because I broke his phone.
I got called Gal Reubens because I drew on the wall.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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