gakum

a sudden and loud leak from the male brain when it's full of stupid thoughts and bad decisions; it happens every month like clockwork until the brain turns into a shriveled prune and needs pills to get it going again; it's like a girl's period but with more yelling and less cramps

the moment a man's brain turns into a hot dog and starts leaking everywhere; it happens once a month until the man becomes a sad noodle and needs drugs to get hard again; it's like a period but with more embarrassment and less chocolate

the monthly event where a man's brain turns into a fountain and starts spraying everywhere; it happens until the man becomes a dried-up prune and needs medicine to get it going again; it's like a girl's period but with more spraying and less sympathy