Gakslag

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A person who eats so much gak they might as well be a gak monster

I saw him eat six gak packs in one sitting. He looked like a gak vampire.

She’s been eating gak nonstop for three days. I think she turned into a gak zombie.

He ate so much gak, the gak started to talk to him. It was gross.

The human version of a gak machine, constantly chugging gak like it's going out of style

He’s like a gak machine on steroids. I’ve never seen someone eat that fast.

She chugged gak like it was her last meal. It was terrifying.

He drinks gak like it’s water. I’m jealous.

A person who eats so much gak they probably have gak in their veins

He eats so much gak, I swear it’s in his blood now.

She’s got gak in her veins. I can hear it sloshing.

He’s got gak in his bones. I can see it glowing.

Someone who eats gak like it's their religion, and they're not even sorry about it

He eats gak every day like it's Sunday mass. I don’t know how he lives.

She eats gak like it's a holy ritual. I’ve seen her pray to the gak gods.

He eats gak like it’s his last meal on Earth. No one can stop him.

A person who eats gak so much they’ve probably forgotten what normal food tastes like

He eats gak so much he forgot how to eat real food. It’s sad.

She’s been eating gak so long, she doesn’t even know what meat is.

He eats gak like it’s the only thing that ever existed. I think he’s lost his mind.

Someone who eats gak like it’s their job, and they get paid in gak

He eats gak for a living. It’s his full-time job. I envy him.

She eats gak like it’s her salary. I think she got a raise in gak.

He eats gak so much, he probably got a promotion in gak. I’m jealous.