gakochi

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A guy who sits in a hot tub and acts like he's important just because he's wet

I saw gakochi at the pool. He was yelling at a towel like it owed him money.

My cousin's gakochi friend tried to flirt with my mom. She just stared at him like he was a bad pizza.

Gakochi called me a 'disgrace to the hot tub.' I told him I was a disgrace to his personality.

A human who thinks a hot tub is a throne and you're a servant for daring to breathe near it

My gakochi neighbor threw a party in the hot tub. I had to sit in it with a bunch of strangers. I was a prisoner in a hot tub.

Gakochi told me I couldn't use the hot tub until I gave him a high five. I did. He still wouldn't let me in.

My gakochi friend said I had 'lackluster vibes.' I said he had 'lackluster dignity.'

A guy who thinks he's king of the hot tub and you're just a peasant who can't stand the heat

Gakochi tried to start a war with my friend over who had the better hot tub. I think it was just a hot tub.

I told my gakochi brother he was a 'wet failure.' He said I was a 'lukewarm disappointment.'

My gakochi cousin said I was 'not worthy of the hot tub.' I told him I was 'not worthy of his face.'